Yes I know. I was Leaving And Never Coming Back. I went to pieces so fast that onlookers were struck down by shrapnel, and those that weren’t were soon felled by the toys I was tossing out of my cot. I’m sorry.
So, does this mean I’m back? Well, yes and no. As I said below, Conservapedia is essentially dead and is by no means a presence on the internet. I wouldn’t go as far as to say it was an unhealthy interest, but girlfriends are strangely unforgiving when they get called “TK” at inopportune moments.
And besides, when a fair maiden calls me “her hero,” how could I possibly say no? (PetiteGurl, I want to marry you and have your babies!)
Finally, as much as he’s a shameless attention whore, Ken Demyer’s slide into insanity is far too much fun not to write about. Even if it is akin to laughing at the disabled.