A little perspective please

Ah, good old World Net Daily, you know – the free press for a free people. Out there, tirelessly digging for news, always keen to bring the cutting edge, breaking stories to their readers.

I thought it would be interesting to see their take on one of the biggest news stories at the moment – the death of Bin Laden. I needn’t have bothered. Once again, WND’s main page is All Obama, All The Time. Actually, let me rephrase that – All Birth Certificate, All The Time.

No doubt they’re still trying to put their own spin on things – once somebody’s finished reading them the latest actual news updates. Seeing as Bin laden was buried at sea, maybe they can start demanding to see the death certificate. Or publish a headline, such as a colleague – the intelligent, witty, erudite and sexy as all hell Suspected Replicant – suggested:

Black illegal immigrant in Washington kills elderly man in violent attack

Also, I’d just like to have a laugh at their columnist “Vox Day” (who clearly needs written instructions in order to breathe) who claims one of the problems with Obama’s birth certificate is that:

The father’s race on the newly released document, dating 1961, is “African.” But in 1961, the racial classification to which Mr. Obama belonged was categorized as “Negro.”

And today, if he was from Kenya, he’d be classed African-American, I guess.

About PsyGremlin

PsyGremlin is a former Conservapedia sysop (although the position was earned nefariously), stand up comedian, DJ, and is currently a self-employed financial adviser, who impersonates a responsible adult at least 5 days a week. However, highlighting and poking fun at the crazies out there remains his first love. Well besides pork crackling. And custard. And cricket.
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4 Responses to A little perspective please

  1. Suspected Replicant says:

    Oi! I want royalties for that quote!

  2. Pi says:

    Really they are not covering the news story of the year because they would rather grind on about the birth certificate. As of right now, their headline banner is about changes to Wikipedia’s article on natural born citizen clause. It is about how more than a year ago an irrelevant, although on that agrees with WND’s, definition of natural-born citizen was removed.

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