Ha! Ha! Ha!


So I wrote a few days ago about how Conservapedia founder and right-wing fuck-head, Andrew Schlafly had gloated over the looming divorce between good, decent, upstanding conservative Republican politician Arnold Schwarzenegger and that liberal bitch, Maria Shriver. To quote Andy in full:

Former California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife Maria Shriver of the liberal Kennedy clan announce their separation after 25 years of marriage.  Arnold, after the expected divorce, find yourself a conservative wife and you will never look back.

So in what passes for Andy’s mind, it’s all the woman’s fault that they’re getting divorced. Of course, in reality, it turns out that in true conservative style, he couldn’t keep his dick in his pants. Not only was it an affair, he became a dad. With the household staff. And hid it from his wife for 10 years.

What an upstanding man he is. No wonder Schlafly feels he deserves a conservative wife – only a doormat would put up with that kind of behaviour.

It’s also interesting to note that Schlafly has apparently removed his previous gloating comment. I say “apparently” because I’m damned if I can find the link where it was removed. Probably over-sighted, seeing as the story has been removed from the main page. Maybe somebody with more patience than I can dredge it up for me.

About PsyGremlin

PsyGremlin is a former Conservapedia sysop (although the position was earned nefariously), stand up comedian, DJ, and is currently a self-employed financial adviser, who impersonates a responsible adult at least 5 days a week. However, highlighting and poking fun at the crazies out there remains his first love. Well besides pork crackling. And custard. And cricket.
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4 Responses to Ha! Ha! Ha!

  1. rpeh says:

    I’m keeping an account open for you now – a bill will be in the post in due course 😉

    • cpmonitor says:

      I’m having a slow day, you’ll need to explain that to me. 🙂

      • rpeh says:

        That’s almost exactly how I phrased it on WIGO:World earlier in the day!

        • cpmonitor says:

          Oh! Lol. Then it’s your fault for subliminally planting the seed. I’m sending you a bill for mental stress. or something.

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