I honestly don’t know what is going on with Americans these days. There seems to be this vast seething mass of intolerance and hatred, fuelled by rampant stupidity and ignorance. It doesn’t help when you have morons (or is it Mormons) like Glenn Beck comparing the victims of the Norwegian tragedy to the Hitler Youth.
You also have the dribbling rabid right, such as Hammond Hank, who manages to come up with such delightful comments on the World Net Daily forums as:
Unfortunately, libtards are like herpes: you can’t permanently get rid of them, they just keep coming back, and they are not only quite annoying, but often dangerous as well.
There’s a wonderful irony about an inbred madman who wants to “permanently get rid” of people he disagrees with, being worried about them being “dangerous.” Although he might just be outdone by the simpering idiot who calls herself Yankee Doodle Sweetheart and who goes on to say:
Hank, your analogies are so entertaining, while at the same time being so wonderfully accurate! Liberals = herpes…. I’ll always picture them now as a big old ugly scabby cold sore!
Immediately following it up by saying that she doesn’t know any “right-wing extremists.”
You can write these morons off as just another example of the really loathesome and bat-shit insane rabid right. After all, these are people who read World Net Daily. However, the reaction of a bunch of really pathetic Americans to the Japanese earthquake was an eye-opener. Far from sympathy, or offers to help, these brainless half-wits could only stop drooling long enough to type words to the effect of “Hell yeah! Payback’s a bitch! How’s that for payback for Pearl Harbor?” I kid you not.
Sadly, it would appear as if this same circle of jerks haven’t managed to Darwin themselves out of existence by falling off water towers, forgetting to breathe, or the dozen of other ways inbred motherfuckers do us a favour by taking themselves out of the gene pool. No, they are still out there, crawling through the sewers and praying for the day that they too might have opposable thumbs.
You see, the USA managed to lose a football (that’s soccer to you heathens out there) match the other day. Ok, it was the final of the Woman’s World Cup, and they lost on a penalty shoot-out to those giants of the game – Japan. (Ok, that was a terrible play on words). Now I can understand people being upset that their team lost – football fans are a bit strange that way. It doesn’t help when they are also complete morons to boot.
This time round, the thumbless wonders are all about “So those slant-eyed gooks won the World Cup? We still nuked them at Hiroshima and Nagasaki! Send another tsunami!” Again, I wish I was kidding.
The really sad thing is that most of these utter fuckwits (by the way, I’ve named and shamed them in the tags – so when people search for their names, it’ll link here at some point. It’s only fair.) is that they’re young. Seriously, these are people for whom WW2 is a page in their history books – assuming of course that they didn’t drop out of school in Grade 3. When they turned 18.
And yet there is still this thuggist racism that’s the most worrying. I mean English football fans often chant “2 World Wars! 1 World Cup!” at German fans, to which the Germans reply by selling the Brits BMWs and getting rich, but they don’t chant things like “Well, you won again, but don’t forget the Dresden firestorm!” Because even the most yobbish of English football yobboes has more class in his little finger than this collective group of dribbling fuckheads combined. It’s the references to “gooks” and “slant-eyes” that I find particularly disturbing.
Then again, these brainless idiots are going to be frying tomorrow’s Big Macs, so maybe I shouldn’t feel too worried about the “future of America.” It’s also a little bit sad that these fuckheads have to back 60 years to find the last time the US beat Japan t something.
Well, I have one simple message for the brainless, bigotted, racist morons – and that includes Hank and Yankee:
I hope you all develop bowel cancer, and die screaming.
You deserve nothing less.