Christian Scum

So, the geriatric hatemonger, Pat Robertson has done it again. Instead of just shutting up and going back to fleecing his flock of their hard-earned pennies, Robertson just has to pipe up and show that he’s firmly in step with the ugly side of Christianity. That is if you can call people like this Christian – I’m sure a certain Jewish gentleman is spinning in his grave.

I suppose we need to take into account that this a man unaccustomed to engaging what passes for his brain before speaking. How else can you justify such pearls of wisdom as:

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

His current waffle isn’t much better either. Even worse, he’s gone and jumped feet first into the whole God’s Own Quarterback “drama.” For those of you who don’t know, GOQ is one Tim Tebow, a shockingly bad quarterback, better know for his Public Displays of Godbothering, than his playing ability. It also so happened that his team had a pretty decent run in the Super Bowl, making it to the play-offs, against most expectations. Needless to say, to the dribbling fucktards, this was a sign of God’s glorious bounty, rewarding Tebow for his piety. Of course, God moves in mysterious ways, because when it came down to the crunch, God was clearly elsewhere, because Tebow’s team were soundly thumped.

Now, for reasons known only to the Bronco’s management, but probably spurred on by Tebow’s awful stats, they decided to part ways with the second-rate quarterback.

Needless to say, this had the fundies frothing at the mouth, and I described racist bigot and Conservapedia founder Andrew Schlafly’s reaction in the post below. Something like this plays straight into the hands of the massive persecution complex these people have – Tebow is not being traded because he’s crap, he’s being traded because of his religion – it’s the liberals who want him out. Once again, I find  myself wondering how these people breathe without instructions.

Needless to say, the Broncos needed somebody to fill… or rather eclipse, seeing as they’re so small, Tebow’s boots. The man they chose for the job is one Peyton Manning. Compared to Tebow, Manning has a very impressive CV, including MVP on 4 occasions. He did miss the 2011 season, however, because he underwent a level one cervical fusion procedure and although I’m no follower of the sport, I would have thought 36 is getting a bit long in the tooth to be a player.

Which brings us back to this odious creature, Robertson. His take on the whole matter is:

OK, so Peyton Manning was a tremendous MVP quarterback, but he’s been injured. If that injury comes back, Denver will find itself without a quarterback. And in my opinion, it would serve them right.

So this so-called man of God is essentially hoping that something bad happens to Manning, purely so he can turn around and say “See! That’s God’s punishment for dropping Tebow!” Couldn’t this malignant scumbag at least target his ire at the Broncos? All Manning did was accept a job offer, but in true “Bible-believing” Christian style, Robertson and his kind are quite willing to wish harm on those with whom they disagree.

While I’m at it, here’s a few more gems from this prize moron:

I know one man who was impotent who gave AIDS to his wife and the only thing they did was kiss.

I mean, George Bush is a man of prayer. He talks to the Lord. He tries to get his direction from the Lord.

Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It’s no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history.

I’d like to say to the good citizens of Dover: If there is a disaster in your area, don’t turn to God, you just rejected him from your city. And don’t wonder why he hasn’t helped you when problems begin, if they begin. I’m not saying they will, but if they do, just remember, you just voted God out of your city. And if that’s the case, don’t ask for his help because he might not be there.

The last is particularly ironic, because that was in response to the good people of Dover, PA, threw out a school board that had implemented an “intelligent” design policy… which supposedly has nothing to do with religion.

About PsyGremlin

PsyGremlin is a former Conservapedia sysop (although the position was earned nefariously), stand up comedian, DJ, and is currently a self-employed financial adviser, who impersonates a responsible adult at least 5 days a week. However, highlighting and poking fun at the crazies out there remains his first love. Well besides pork crackling. And custard. And cricket.
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6 Responses to Christian Scum

  1. swiss1970 says:

    its fuckin idiots, like him who make me despise americans, more and more!!!!, they are by the sound of it a land of crazies… have been there,and fortunately most were ok… but they are so up there own arses they think they can preach what they want, to who they want ,without thinking of the outcome!!! they are the most racist country on earth!!!! i wish the u/k would sever all ties with them…

  2. armondikov says:

    Would this mean that if Manning doesn’t get injured and the Broncos do well, then God *doesn’t* exist? I mean, I’m no expert in formal logic, but if you’re suggesting that bumping off Tebow will invoke God’s wrath and no wrath is observed…

    • PsyGremlin says:

      That’s a good point. Sadly, given the nature of the game and Manning’s age and dodgy neck/back, I have a feeling he probably will end up crocked – at which point inhuman scum like Robertson will no doubt be cheering.

  3. weiforius says:

    > you just voted God out of your city.
    So he admits people can actually be more powerful than God, if they only *choose* to be? Evil people can decide that harm should befall on a city, and God has no choice but to withdraw?
    (The guy *really* ought to know by now that this is a rather complicated issue we’re talking about and you really shouldn’t open your mouth unless you know what you’re doing.)

    • PsyGremlin says:

      “you really shouldn’t open your mouth unless you know what you’re doing”

      Sadly, have you ever seen a religious nutter, or a politician for that matter, follow that rule?

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