We really couldn’t make this up

They say a picture paints a thousand words, so there isn’t really much I can add, except to ask just how these people breathe without instructions?

Wait… I do have a reply for these guys:

About PsyGremlin

PsyGremlin is a former Conservapedia sysop (although the position was earned nefariously), stand up comedian, DJ, and is currently a self-employed financial adviser, who impersonates a responsible adult at least 5 days a week. However, highlighting and poking fun at the crazies out there remains his first love. Well besides pork crackling. And custard. And cricket.
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9 Responses to We really couldn’t make this up

  1. Rpeh says:

    OMFG. I can’t believe these are genuine, but then again they can’t ALL be Poes. It really makes me sad for my fellow humans.

  2. Robbert says:

    Oh, get a proper education, you bunch of pissants. Seriously, how much work is it to look up what the Higgs boson really is and means, instead of drawing your own hare-brained conclusions from an ill-fitting nickname?

  3. Steven says:

    I’m at a loss for words. The obvious thing to do would be to call them all morons, but at this point calling religious fundamentalists morons almost feels redundant.

  4. Disseisitus says:


    • Disseisitus says:

      Ok, having calmed down I’m prepared to believe theres some non-poes there but I think whoever started the ball rolling was, that level of stupid cannot be acheived without a running start provided by someone capable of forethought.

  5. Anthony says:

    the first one david davidson is a favorite troll name

  6. Gddmn Higgs says:

    The funniest part is how the name “God Particle” originally came up – it apparently used to be “Goddamn Particle” because of how pissed the researcher was about not being able to find it…I think knowing that might spin the non-Poe posters in that thread’s heads right around 🙂

  7. Kels says:

    Pretty sure Conservative oversighted something there, but it looks as if JPratt dutifully took his stupid pills too.


    • PsyGremlin says:

      Unfortunately, the more I see of Jpratt, the more I believe that it’s not so much stupid pills as he fell into a vat of stupid when he was a baby.

      As for the comments, I’m sure there is an element of Poe in them, but I’ve seen enough of the bottom half of the internet to believe that there are plenty of people out there who believe that the god particle disproves atheism. Between the threats of rape and violence against Jessica Alquist, the jeering of Japan, both after the earthquake and their team won the women’s world cup, I can happily believe that Twitter is populated by complete and utter morons…

      … and Stephen Fry… which is its one saving grace.

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