Pro-life… You’re Doing It Wrong


This’ll be a short post, because there really isn’t any way to expand on the moronic stupidity of Ohio’s Josh Mandel. You probably don’t know who he is, but he’s the Tea Party-backed candidate from Ohio, vying for a place in the US Senate.

Oh yes, and he’s the favourite to win.

He’s also pro-life.

Very pro-life.

In fact, this mindless motherfucker is so pro-life, that rather than see a bunch of cells, or an unborn fetus – which let’s face it, wouldn’t survive anyway – be aborted, he’d be quite happy for the mother to die. So much, in fact that he signed a pledge to the Cincinnati Right to Life group, wherein he agreed that abortion should not be allowed, even if it would save the mother’s life.

That’s right – screw the living, member of society, etc, etc woman. If she can’t even bring a new born baby in to the world safely, then fuck her! Let the bitch die!

It’s yet another old. conservative, white male using his fucked up ideas about a woman’s body, that he has no right to do. Amazingly, he’s managed to fall several rungs below the despicable pricks who think that a bunch of cells forming inside a woman after she was raped, is more important than her current mental state – not to mention the impact on her life, and that of her family, in the years to come.

However, in a debate with his Democrat opponent, he did back down and say he would support abortion to save the mother’s life. Maybe because somebody told him that otherwise he was coming across as an inhuman ghoul.

Something is seriously rotten in America and until the women of that country deliver a decisive “STFU!” it’ll continue.

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7 Responses to Pro-life… You’re Doing It Wrong

  1. paulchebert says:

    Wait, did he actually say that, or was that ex-post-facto snark added by someone else?

  2. artsey says:

    Here we go again where we can just follow the money and see why those assholes want prohibition. Criminalize it and organized crime gets in on providing it and the law makers and enforcers get a cut. Drugs, prostitution, even homosexuality when criminalized invites organized crime, gunmen, uniformed police gunmen, and politician to stick their greedy little hands put for a cut. It’s like a tax that’s paid under the table. It doesn’t have to be accouted for like regular taxes so can be spent on anything the reciever of the money wants like drugs and prostitutes. Likw the old days where the church made the laws and then sold indulgences to let people pay their way out. They don’t care about the woman’s health. They don’t care about the baby’s health. They don’t care about anybody’s health. They care about money. They tote guns. They imprison nonviolent people and refuse to imprison violent people. They use violence and the threat of violence as a tool to get money.

  3. I did raise an eyebrow earlier when I saw the “he’s the favourite to win” part earlier today, and a visit to FiveThirtyEight reminded me why. Josh Mandel is given just an 8% chance of winning in their model. Almost all polls taken either show a tied race or Brown significantly ahead, and the race is currently labelled Safe Democratic. So where did the idea that Mandel is the favourite come from?

  4. Trebuchet says:

    Oh, I’d guess he’s not entirely pro-life. He almost certainly supports the death penalty, and would likely let the poor starve rather than give them government assistance. In fact, he’s really only “pro” the life of unborn fetuses.

  5. Pi says:

    These people are pro-birth, not pro-life. They want the baby born, they don’t give a shit what happens to it or the mother afterwards. If the child ends up receiving a lethal injection they would be happy.

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