Fuck you, John McTernan…


…and all the odious scum who think like you do.

Just in case you don’t know who this maggot is, he’s the so-called Christian bigot preacher who claimed that Hurricane Sandy, which is leaving the eastern seaboard of the USA in one helluva mess as I write this, is the fault of homosexuals.

Of course, he’s not the first excuse for a human being to spew this kind of insane, inane, idiotic, moronic, bigoted, medieval hate-speech. Oh no – everybody from wingnut-in-chief Pat Robertson down has at some point blamed homosexuals for a variety of natural ills. In fact, if you drew up a list, you’d probably find that the only thing for which gay people can’t be held accountable is athlete’s foot.

Now maybe I should just clear something up. It’s not that the homosexual community have banded together and built some super Doomsday weather controlling device that will bring Steed and Purdy down upon them like the wrath of… ah. Yes. It seems we can skip all of that and move straight to the wrath of God bit. Yes, that big ol’ jealous Magic Man in the Sky is so pissed at America that he’s conjured up a winter hurricane to punish all those gay people.

As this creature says himself:

God is systematically destroying America. Just look at what has happened this year. … Both candidates are pro-homosexual and are behind the homosexual agenda. America is under political judgment and the church does not know it!

Ah well, at least it’s the fault of both candidates. Good to see that McTernan’s god takes such a personal interest in one little speck of his entire creation… not to mention taking a break from physically holding all the individual atoms together (I wish I was kidding about that last part… but I’m not) to invoke his political judgement on America.

So, firstly – it’s not actually the fault of homosexuals for conjuring up Hurricane Sandy. It’s actually McTernan’s pissy little god, who rather than dropping into the Oval Office and Romney’s campaign headquarters and saying “Look – cut that pro-gay shit out, ‘k? You know I don’t like it, for Me’s sake,” he gets all arcane and summons a storm.

Which, when you think about it, isn’t exactly the most precise weapon to use, to punish those who piss you off. Why doesn’t McTernan’s god simply commandeer a few drones and take out a few dozen prominent homosexuals? That would get everybody’s attention. Instead, McTernan’s god performs the equivalent of brain surgery with a mallet (something I think McTernan himself has probably undergone).

I would like McTernan to explain just how his god decides to punish people for supporting the “homosexual agenda” by killing 33 random Americans. Not to mention another 67 down in the Caribbean – was god just warming up there? Seeing as how those poor people have nothing to do with what McTernan is dribbling on about? For that matter, just what kind of god kills the parents, leaving two teenagers traumatized and orphaned? How exactly are you going to explain your god to them, McTernan? “Oh, well, I’m sorry your parents are dead, but you see, they had to die, because there’s this invisible man in the sky, who loves you, but he wanted to send a message to them filthy homosexuals and, well, your parents were the message bearers. But they’re in a better place now.”

How anybody even takes such vile, twisted, hateful creatures as McTernan seriously never fails to amaze me, but sadly there will always be mindless bigots who need something to which they can attribute their equally mindless bigotry.

What puzzles me even more is how anybody can worship something that is a psychotic lunatic?

About PsyGremlin

PsyGremlin is a former Conservapedia sysop (although the position was earned nefariously), stand up comedian, DJ, and is currently a self-employed financial adviser, who impersonates a responsible adult at least 5 days a week. However, highlighting and poking fun at the crazies out there remains his first love. Well besides pork crackling. And custard. And cricket.
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8 Responses to Fuck you, John McTernan…

  1. Richard says:

    Seems a touch silly to waste such a powerful weapon. Personally if I were a closed minded conservative and convinced that gays could do that…I’d send a hundred homosexual marines to North Korea to have them dance around and whip the weather into a frenzy. Then once the place is flattened, give them medals to cover their privates and bring them home. Or at least to Canada.

    If it wasn’t for the voters this guy would be just another idiot in a shack. Who is voting him in? I guess they’re attempting to disprove evolution. If they’re still around and voting similarly in 500 years, we know it doesn’t work and it’s back to the garden-7-days-thing.

  2. Rob Hoffmann says:

    “What puzzles me even more is how anybody can worship something that is a psychotic lunatic?”

    Man makes God in his own image. I think you can do the math… ๐Ÿ™‚

  3. CS Miller says:

    That’d be why Haiti was trashed as well. Thanks for clarifying that, John.

  4. antiocus says:

    check out some of his other crap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYW1v1HNgJw

  5. For the avoidance of doubt, I would like to point out that while this person is probably distantly related, his views are not those of this bit of the McTiernan/McTernan/MacTernan family!

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